If I were a month, I would be May.
A day of the week, I would be Friday.
A time of day, I would be 12:12 PM.
A planet, I would be (in) Ur.Anus.
A direction, I would be South-Southwest.
A historical figure, I would be Terente.
A liquid, I would be sea water.
A plant, I would be a rice plant.
A kind of weather, I would be hot as Hell. Wait, I am. :D
A musical instrument, I would be a drum.
An animal, I would be a bull.
A colour, I would be white.
A fruit, I would be a banana.
A sound, I would be moaning :D
An element, I would be Awesomium.
A song, I would be MC Vagina - Show me your genitals.
A book, I would be something cheap, with a lot of pictures and no letters.
A place, I would be Australia, mate!
A word, I would be awesome.
A scent, I would be chicken breast with rice.
An object, I would be a dildo.
A facial expression, I would be a retarded smile.
A state of mind, I would be New York. (get it?)
A number, I would be 69.
A mineral, I would be dirt.
A symbol, I would be ... .
